I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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