Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
