Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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