do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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