Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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