I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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