I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
is it fun? or sober?
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