and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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