you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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