covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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