Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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