YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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