It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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