Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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