3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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