It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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