I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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