You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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