Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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