On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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