you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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