i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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