either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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