Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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