New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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