if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
