when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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