Im at strip club and am horny
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
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That's how twitter works, right?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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