It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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