yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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