NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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