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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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