Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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