this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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