He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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