we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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