i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
