Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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