Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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