I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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