yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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