Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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