Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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