I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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