Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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