That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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