it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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