why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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