Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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