Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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