I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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