gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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