Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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